A dorm mate came to get acquainted, but she forgot to put her panties on

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Husband for an hour not only fixed everything, but also checked the housewife's pipes

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Chose games over sex? Find a different approach — from under the covers

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test